Transform yourself from desperate doormat to outspoken doormat-wielding proctologist.

Marla Buchanan
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If you want to be the person who everyone loves to come to for help, stop being so nice all the time. Be a little rude from time to time and let people know exactly what you think about them. If you want to be loved, stop being so nice.

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